Hi, I'm Rebeckah.
I like a shitload of fandoms and I'm as straight as a curly fry. I also like Cosplay, Music and Food. I'm a Sagittarius and I have no idea what else to put here. Woops.
One time I was masturbating in the shower and came so hard that I couldn’t keep in my scream but I knew my brother was in the bedroom next door and that he’d hear and know what I was doing so I quickly transitioned into singing the opening of the Lion King.
And that’s how I got a concussion
IM LAUGHING SO HARD I THOUGHT IT WAS A GIANT BOTTLE FALLING OVER AND CRUSHING HIM OH MY GOD
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
HOLY CRAP THERE IS A FUCKING BREAD TURTLE ON YOUR DASH RIGHT NOW.
YOU BETTER REBLOG THIS SHIT.
What the fuck are cats
Oh my god that cat is so excited for the surface of the water to be solid because it thinks it’ll be able to finally catch a fish oh my god oh my god look at it slip around ahhhhhhhhh
IM TRYING TO BE BAD PICKUP LINE CRONUS AND FAILING MISERABLY
SOMEONE GIVE ME SOME GOOD LINES HELP
(did you sit in sugar ‘cause you got a sweet booty)